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'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

"Hello, sir, I'm Warren, the new employee in the fall guy department, and I look forward to a quick departure after the latest corporate scandal."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

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"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.