Business-savvy Individuals Gifts

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bo're'droom

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Annual profits,

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

I'm a self-made man!

SALE

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

My brilliant career

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Let's Celebrate

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money Bar.