Business Savants Gifts

'Well, well, well - so today is your 50th anniversery with the company, eh? The company my dear old Dad founded way back in the fifties - Go ahead, help yourself to some biscuits.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Decision Making Block

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Sell South Africa!'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I say we try it.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Intelligent dog.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."