
"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."
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"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."
"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
'Now that I have your attention...'
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'The check is in the email attachment.'
Killer Executive Suits.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
Profit
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'
"What's a debenture?"
Selling lemon latt�
37 years in the same position.
"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."
"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
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