Business Person Gifts

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

'Well, yes, I give the toys away for free, but I make it up in volume.'

'A two-manager meeting.'

"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Shareholders Meeting - "That is a very good question - next question, please."

'we need to do some out of the box thinking.'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

What happened to the project I delegated to you?

"I say, if at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"

"Some days I think of retiring. But at my age, I'm not sure I'm up to it."

"Productivity is up by 5% since we started playing these motivational tapes."

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

Business people buying greeting cards.

'Then go ahead with the merger/Pineapple will be fine/Make them the offer we discussed/All right dear, then vegetable soup/How many shares are outstanding?/Of course they'll like the vegetable soup...'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'In economic news, stocks and interest rates declined, but the decimal point stayed steady.'

'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'

'Tug-of-negotiation and conciliation'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

Wrong way.

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

'You own the rights to the phrase, 'Cereal Killer', and we want to buy them.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

'You're all fired for incompetence!'

'Retail,tech,industrials,transportation,and utity stocks are all down. Painkillers are up.'

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle