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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

'Well, yes, I give the toys away for free, but I make it up in volume.'

'A two-manager meeting.'

"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Shareholders Meeting - "That is a very good question - next question, please."

'we need to do some out of the box thinking.'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"I say, if at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"

What happened to the project I delegated to you?

"Productivity is up by 5% since we started playing these motivational tapes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"Some days I think of retiring. But at my age, I'm not sure I'm up to it."

'Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother.'

'I need tomorrow off to recharge my batteries.'

'Then go ahead with the merger/Pineapple will be fine/Make them the offer we discussed/All right dear, then vegetable soup/How many shares are outstanding?/Of course they'll like the vegetable soup...'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'In economic news, stocks and interest rates declined, but the decimal point stayed steady.'

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

'You own the rights to the phrase, 'Cereal Killer', and we want to buy them.'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'You're all fired for incompetence!'

'Tug-of-negotiation and conciliation'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Wrong way.

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

'Retail,tech,industrials,transportation,and utity stocks are all down. Painkillers are up.'

The Eternal Question

"Sorry, sir, only senior management are allowed in this room."