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'Eight hours of negotiation and all you can say is you agree to disagree?'

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

"...then there is business Plan 'C', that does involve robbing a bank."

"Level with me, guys. Do any of you really understand what I'm saying, or is this just Male Pride Nodding Reflex?"

"How do they tell each other apart?"

Omicron Home Office

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

The annual running of the lawyers.

Domino trips in line for an escalator

'This is what keeps me up nights!'

"Since the reorganization, they're still trying to figure out what to do with J.B."

"I hired a ride service that specializes in avoiding traffic. We should be there in about 30 minutes depending on the wind."

Main St Ottawa

"So, this is what he meant when he said, 'we like to mix it up'."

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

"I owe my success to natural selection - my daddy was rich and my ma good lookin'."

Marcie's inner child chooses wrong time to emerge.

"I'll adjourn when we finish the prune Danish."

'Yes, actually we do many same-sex mergers.'

"His bark is worse than his bite."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'

Corporate Ladder.

'In this business, it's all about PRODUCTIVITY!'

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'