Modern Business Aficionado Gifts

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

The little engine that could delegate.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

And the third quarter projection

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.