International Businessman Gifts

Multi-national employee: 'What time is it!? Where am I!?'

"Ah, I knew that turban would look good on you. Very nice. Now, we need somebody to relocate to Pakistan."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Tariff Wars

"It lost a little something in translation."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

For sale

Ever Given

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.