Business Class Dreamer Gifts

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

"Didn't I tell you that if I kicked up a fuss they'd move us to business class"

'Is this business class?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Lemonade Inc.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

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Eric Adams Caricature

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"