Top-of-the-class Dreamer Gifts

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bob's Driving School.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Eric Adams Caricature

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Entering New York City - Check it out

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"Didn't I tell you that if I kicked up a fuss they'd move us to business class"

Low-Rent Stockholders

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Hey, and I hear congrats are in order for earning 'Super Elite' status in elevator miles!"

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

New York Cab

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'