Luxury Dreamer Gifts

My Goal: The Hamptons

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"What's the country coming to when ordinary people like us can hardly afford our second cars, third tvs and fourth holidays anymore?"

'We're almost forty. Shouldn't we have a car or something?'

Couple imagining the impossible dream.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"It's a new decorating magazine called 'In Your Dreams'...homes completely out of our price range filled with stuff we couldn't possibly afford!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Swimming pool? Are you crazy?! We could never afford it!'

The grass is always greener on the other side

"Darn, it was just a dream, we're not swathed in Gucci"

'I was promised eight records, a book and a luxury and all there is a stupid satellite phone.'

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"

'..and the cheeky blighter said he had a yacht!'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Fake Yacht

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bubbly

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."