Business Class Whiz Gifts

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Almost finished.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

An overachieving headless chicken.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

The first unfriendly takeover

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'