Business Class Believer Gifts

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

The Rubber Ball Company

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Intelligent dog.

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Management Styles - Inclusive

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)