Business Casual Rebel Gifts

Corporate Image

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Pirates at the mall.

Casual Thursday

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Bad Career Move

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'