Business Style Rebel Gifts

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Rock and Roll

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Pirates at the mall.

Casual Thursday

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'