Business Style Rebel Gifts

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Pirates at the mall.

'More hair than brains.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'