Business Rebel Gifts

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"

Negotiations Break Down

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

Do not think outside the box!

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Pirates at the mall.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?