Corporate Rebels Gifts

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Do not think outside the box!

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."