Finance Rebels Gifts

Burning bills

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Another Rogue Trader

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

Bad Career Move

Wall Street In Jail

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'