Tax Rebels Gifts

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'I still think burglar tools OUGHT to be deductible!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Little Taxes.

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

US Economy Boat.

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Big government pig

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

"You can't hide from us!"