Finance Rebels Pillows

Burning bills

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Bad Career Move

Wall Street In Jail

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."