Creepy Crawler Humorist Mugs

"Stop it! That's creepy..."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Did you find our menorah?

Dissectum Paniculata

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Alligator Bars

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

Bloomin' ants!

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"Probably midges"

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

'You ever get that feeling that there's something in your hair?'

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

Spectabilis Horridus