Creepy Crawler Fan Mugs

Dissectum Paniculata

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Neptune

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Zombie pet tricks.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Phoenix

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Monster Baseball

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

The next damn Batman.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor