Scary Story Fan Pillows

White house staff advised to check their closets for Stephen Miller before bedtime.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"My heart is in my throat every time you do this!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Made with 100% recycled material.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"