Horror Story Fan Mugs

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

Made with 100% recycled material.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"I'm not a metaphor."

Punch parody of sensationalist syle illustration.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Halloween monster

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr. Jekyll.'

'Good book?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Canine Scentipede

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Open House of Horrors

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"