Horror Genre Fan Pillows

"Oh no. . . not bloody 'Hangman' again!!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Canine Scentipede

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Open House of Horrors

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"