Autumn Fanatic T-Shirts

Fall on a desert island

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The Last Leaf

"I said slime."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Harold, you've changed."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Apple harvest."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"That's very offensive."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Vampire Bat

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Leaf zone!