Autumn Aficionados T-Shirts

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

November: "It's only 4:15, but it's pitch dark!"

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

'...I guess my favorite season is the fall...I can sit on the porch for hours watching the leaves die...'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Harold, you've changed."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Fall on a desert island

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Date Night

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"That's very offensive."

"Apple harvest."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"It was a botched surgery."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Leaf zone!

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Hot Chestnuts

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."