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"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Fall, in summary...

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Snow flake

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The Last Leaf

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Trick or Tweet

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Harold, you've changed."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

Fall on a desert island

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

Punkins

"Why do leaves change color?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"That's very offensive."

"Apple harvest."