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People of the Fall

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

"Are you okay? You've gone a funny colour..."

Autumnal Comb-Over.

'That tree needs a good brushing.'

"I'm so sick of that pumpkin spice candle."

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"You can't jump into a pile of leaves without calculating maximum spread efficiency."

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

Sweep them up and set fire to them...watch them blow all over the garden again.

101 uses of a dead cat: leaf rake

Leaves.

'I'm getting awfully tired of raking up your underwear...'

'Go GREEN? No, I'm going to go orange, purple, yellow, red...'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

"You didn't know there was a change of seasons here?"

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Oh, there he is. I wondered where Fred had gotten to.'

'I'm out of bags.'

"This poor tree's going bald."

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

Scarecrow and Moon

"I shouldn't have put my cell phone in my shirt pocket."

"Now this what I call a fall campout!"

Pumpkin Spice

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I have this recurring nightmare where I'm falling."

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"