Autumn Years Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pumpkin patch

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Sunbathing in Autumn

Personal conker trainer.

"Harold, you've changed."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Horn of Leftovers

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Punkins

"Why do leaves change color?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Apple harvest."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

The First Day of Fall.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'