Autumn Lovers Gifts

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Fall, in summary...

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Snow flake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The Last Leaf

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Harold, you've changed."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Trick or Tweet

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

Fall on a desert island

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Zombie pet tricks.

Punkins

"Why do leaves change color?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"That's very offensive."