Autumn Aficionados Gifts

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

November: "It's only 4:15, but it's pitch dark!"

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

I'm glad autumn has finally set in ---- It was a brutally humid summer!

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

'...I guess my favorite season is the fall...I can sit on the porch for hours watching the leaves die...'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Harold, you've changed."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"That's very offensive."

Date Night

"Apple harvest."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"It was a botched surgery."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Leaf zone!

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Hot Chestnuts