Fall Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'Bless you!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Transylvanian backpackers.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Last Leaf

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Harold, you've changed."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Belief and Trust.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Fall on a desert island

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'