Fall Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'Bless you!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Night of the Zombonies.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Harold, you've changed."

Belief and Trust.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Fall on a desert island

Open House of Horrors

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."