Fall Activities Gifts

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"We're constantly looking for ways to dispose of leaves we rake up from the boss's front yard."

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.'

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Holiday time.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Faster, Georges, faster!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Giraffe Umbrella

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"