Fall Activities Pillows

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"We're constantly looking for ways to dispose of leaves we rake up from the boss's front yard."

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.'

'Ooh yeah, a little more to the left...'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Tommy!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Pumpkin patch