Vacationer With A Twist Prints

'Walter, you're the only person I know who has to call tech support to open a lawn chair.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Overdoing it.

Hotel mini-bar.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'How was your holiday?'

Scene on the English coast.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Seaside