Diy Vacationer Gifts

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Yipeee!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Ecotourism.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

Sunbathing with your PC.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','