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"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Pea green

"Yipeee!"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Ecotourism.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Sunbathing with your PC.

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Face Painting.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','