Green Vacationer T-Shirts

Ecotourism.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

World's cheapest car

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Scene on the English coast.

Electric bike.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Seaside

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

1930's bather.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."