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Ecotourism.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

World's cheapest car

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Overdoing it.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Scene on the English coast.

Electric bike.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Seaside

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

1930's bather.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'