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"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Building a Shelter

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"