Mini Vacationer Prints

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Camping.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Easter Island Shades...

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Building a Shelter

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"