Minimalist Vacationer Prints

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

The experienced backpacker.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Newton's vacation

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Less is more.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Flotation Device on the Phone

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."