Vacation Minimalist Prints

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'No luggage.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

Thanks for house sitting!

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'