Fun-loving Tourists Gifts

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

The Vineyard

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

true love.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Falling Rock Zone

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Le Roi Kong

Sugar Rush!

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

Noah's Ark

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

"That's so romantic Otto! You're farting OUR song!"

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Fun with candy.

"I'm a trained professional, kids, don't try this at home!"

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

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