Fun Travel Chaos T-Shirts

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

The Vineyard

Tourists in Egypt

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"How am I rampaging?"

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The great big holiday to-do list.

Going on Holiday with Kids

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

Road rage on board.

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

Change In Travel Plans

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Airline board reads: "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON SO DON'T EVEN ASK."

Unintended consequences.

Path

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'

Hello, claims department please!

'Yes..You may take your hands off of 10 and 2'...