Air Travel Survivor Gifts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Sling

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Espresso Lanes

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.