Air Travel Survivor Gifts

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Espresso Lanes

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

How to deal with rude customers.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.