Airport Survivor Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for your airport survivor? Our collection highlights the brave travelers who navigate delayed flights and missed connections with a smile. These thoughtful, humorous items are ideal for those whose adventures span runways and terminals, offering a playful nod to their travel triumphs. Whether it's for a frequent flyer, a travel enthusiast, or someone who just survived a hectic departure, these products are a fun way to toast their resilience and love of exploring the world.

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'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!' mockup

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

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"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club." mockup

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

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Carefree luggage.

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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go." mockup

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

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Airlines

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"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on." mockup

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

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'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.' mockup

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

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"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods." mockup

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

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"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues." mockup

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

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"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on." mockup

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

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'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

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'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.' mockup

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

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"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?" mockup

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

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Welsh airport arrivals.

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"Now boarding group 50 and up."

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'Time for your pills.'

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Airport

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The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer. mockup

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

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"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

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"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening." mockup

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

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Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks? mockup

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

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"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport." mockup

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

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A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage mockup

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes." mockup

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

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"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray." mockup

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

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"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..." mockup

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

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'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!' mockup

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

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"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'" mockup

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

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A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?" mockup

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

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"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?" mockup

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

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Arrivals, departures & limbo.

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"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow." mockup

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

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'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.' mockup

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

from $19.00

Airport Survivor Gifts Collection

Airport Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of airport survivor mugs, designed to bring humor and resilience to every coffee break.

Airport Survivor Pillows

Discover our airport survivor pillows—perfect for adding humor and comfort to their travel and home space.

Airport Survivor Prints

View our airport survivor prints—fun and inspiring decor for travel lovers and resilience champions.

Airport Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our airport survivor t-shirts—ideal for travelers who face airport adventures with a smile.