Airport Survivalist Gifts

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Desert Island Meals.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Late/Too Late.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Commutobile

'Arf! Arf!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Cafe Burns.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Airport

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

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