Airport Survivalist Gifts

HomeSec We Hardly Knew Ye

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Desert Island Meals.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Late/Too Late.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Commutobile

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Cafe Burns.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?