Airport Escapist Gifts

Security at the Smaller Airports

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Audio Books

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Now you can send it."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

'...I said we've been marooned.'